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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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