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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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