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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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