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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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