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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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