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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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