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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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