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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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