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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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