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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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