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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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