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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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