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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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