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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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