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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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