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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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