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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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