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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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