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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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