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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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