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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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