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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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