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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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