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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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