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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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