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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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