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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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