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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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