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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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