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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍
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