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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡
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