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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻
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