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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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