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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Dr
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a pufferfish 🐡
a crocodile 🐊
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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