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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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