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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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