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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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