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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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