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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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