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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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