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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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