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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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