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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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