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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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