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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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