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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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