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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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