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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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