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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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