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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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