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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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