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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃
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