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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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