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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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