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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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