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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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