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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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