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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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