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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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