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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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