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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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