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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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