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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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