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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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